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EEK I LOVE HIM

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Size Matters

  • Evan: If you say that one more time, I'm going to rape you
  • Me: I DARE you
  • Evan: I'm gonna stick it in your butt!
  • Me: LOL IMMA POOP ON YOU
  • Evan: no you won't, your butthole will be filled with my penis
  • Me: I must have a really small butthole if you think you're gonna fill me up

Reblog if you’re unattractive and awkward.

Unfortunately i’m both

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Via What else should I be? All apologies.

whatsaroundme:

Palm sized kitty, trying to escape my handsĀ 

That’s so freaking cute.


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lolololol that’s meeee

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NEW TUMBLR (:

HEY GUYS, PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW TUMBLR AT http:/coldestwinter.tumblr.com

i will follow you back!! thanks (:



Laughing Ryleigh



Baby Ryleigh


About me

Hi, i’m jade Marissa Rosenbaum. i’m 15. my birthday is February 4th 1996. I will be turning 16 soon.

I like xbox better so suck it you psn users.

I eat crutons straight out of the bag

I sometimes lie a lot

I draw a lot, if you want to see my art, just ask. I’m pretty good… IMO

I am an avid internet user but i don’t know many memes or much internet slang.

I’m only a bitch if you make me a bitch.

I love everyone, except the people i hate. makes sense right?

I played tackle football in middle school. Now i play volleyball, basketball, and track. Summer’s i am fat and lazy and sit on my ass.

Want to see what i look like? if you don’t already know: just ask. I don’t bite.

I am bi-polar and I cry a lot. I cry very easily. Be careful what you say to me. I take everyone literally unless they say ‘just kidding’

I have a huge family. and i love every last one of those crazy motherfuckers. K SO LETS GO TO MY FAVOURITE PART. FOOD vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

AWESOME food: pickles, barbeque chips, porcupine meatballs, peas in a can, chocolate milk, chow mein, sushi, california rolls, spring rolls, egg rolls, dumplings, chicken, BACON, POPCORN, TACOS, TWIX, BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA, MOMS CHICKEN NOODLE, MOMS LASAGNA, CHINESE FOOD, SHRIMP TOAST. breadsticks, chocolate mousse, chocolate covered strawberries, reddiwhip, medium rare steak, shrimp, noodles with spicy coconut peanut sauce, carribean jerk chicken :D sooo lets sum it up… i love bacon-popcorn

Gross food: sauerkraut, miso soup, salt and vinegar chips, greenbeans from a can, greenbean casserole(sp?), romaine luttuce in stirfry, apple juice(it looks like old pee), Reuban sandwiches or casserole(sp?) and sausage for breakfast(i only like it on pizza)

My favourite food over all is chinese food. IT’S SO GOOD. k so as you can see i’m a fat loser :) let’s be friends. If you really read this entire thing, i love you


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